God damn why does this clock have to be so expensive? It’s amazing. Really. It contains 12 unique typefaces (most from the 20th century, one from the 19th) that rotate with the date and time. I was going to get it for my boyfriend — his alarm clock recently kicked the bucket. But seeing as it’s $1,280, and he now knows my intentions, it’s going to remain at MATTER. Unless of course I strike oil at the bottom of my bathtub, heh.