the function key

Thanks to AG over at Fashionista for suggesting this ingenious and yes, extravagant apple-toting Hermès purse as a solution to preserving my fruit. Shaped like the fruit of its loins, this lambskin purse lined in stainless steel will protect your apple (I’m sure I could finagle a pear in there somehow) until you’re ready to snack. It also comes equipped with a knife — watch out would-be thieves!